love, esther ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i am the fucking tooth fairy what a day. holy cow. my sister and i baked an apple pie with apples that we picked at the orchard last weekend, which turned out pretty good. then we went to chipotle for lunch, and it was fucking freezing in the restaurant. then we went to potomac mills where i got lots of clothes. that mall took 6 hours to walk around. we had to go into all of eevie's stores, all of elisa's stores, and i was just so exhausted. we also got eevie's birthday presents, and i got eevie the barbie island princess movie: eevie. she is turning 7 in exactly one week, the little spoiled brat. this past week, we discovered that her front two teeth were loose and were ready to come out--one a little more than the other. so, i bribed her and told her that if she let me pull them out, i'd get her the barbie island princess movie. now, i assumed that this movie would be a few dollars. i mean how high in cost could it be to make some stupid kid's film? clearly, i have been mistaken, because they wanted 20 bucks for it. shit, dude, i don't spend that much on any of MY dvds! eevie said okay, and bawled her eyes out as i wound mint flavored floss on her teeth and tugged out the loose one. what an ordeal. it was so tiring and my ears were ringing from pulling out the first one, that i decided to not pull out the second. so i bought the movie today and made eevie promise to let me pull out the second one today, 6 days after her first one. oh lord. today was worse than before. the floss kept slipping off the tooth and she was shaking because she was crying so hard, and so finally, we just took a napkin and pulled. i got like half the tooth detached from the gums. there's blood everywhere... it's a mess. she won't let me in her mouth to pull it out. finally we locked her in the bedroom held her down and while she was bawling with her mouth open, i just reached in and tugged until it FINALLY came loose. it was the worst experience ever. seriously, babysitting kids is the best form of birth control... but at least i can laugh at the big gap in her mouth. it is pretty entertaining. 9:19 pm - Saturday, Oct. 06, 2007 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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